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The Top 10 Things I Miss About Nancy Pelosi Being Speaker of the House

April 21, 2011

With the current budget battle raging in Washington, many members of Congress have commented over the last several weeks (with all civility, of course) about how they should be fixing the problems facing our country.

The media has (fortunately or unfortunately) given ample time for many on both sides of the aisle to put in their two cents, and as crazy as it sounds, our representatives have not disappointed.

I, however, was especially pleased to see former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, have her time in the sun to tell us how horrible conservative members of Congress are.

Nancy Pelosi

Goodness, how I have missed you, Nancy.

As a matter of fact, her recent time in the spotlight reminded me about just how much I have missed her being Speaker of the House.  I even put together a list:

The Top 10 Things I Miss About Nancy Pelosi Being Speaker of the House

10. The historical transparency of Congress during her time as Speaker.

Oh, wait a minute.

9. The new tone of civility and honesty she helped create within Washington.

Okay, that didn’t happen either.

8. The way she “drained the swamp” of rampant corruption in Congress – especially within her own party.

Just kidding about that one, too.

7. Her beady eyes, maybe?

(No link provided…Thankfully)

6. Her unbelievable talent of winning Blink-Offs against Dick Cheney during State of the Union speeches?

No, really. Here’s the video proof.

5. How about the fiscal discipline and responsibility she oversaw?

Hahahah. Good one.

4. But, seriously, who suggested I cover this topic?

3. Ah, how about the patience and restraint she showed as she led the Healthcare battle even when she didn’t actually know what was in the bill?

What am I saying? This is just getting silly.

2. Um, the way she used children and the elderly to score political points?

Oh, never mind. She is STILL doing that.

1. Is there really anything I miss about her not being Speaker of the House?

Well, I do miss her having to say stuff like this after she lost the speakership.

That has to count for something, right?

What about you?  Anything you miss about Nancy Pelosi being speaker of the House?

16 Comments

  1. cynthia fraser on April 21, 2011 at 9:51 am

    U forgot one the way her face started looking younger (botox) each time she got on tv. Lol

  2. Newyorker Indamidsouth on April 21, 2011 at 10:49 am

    ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

  3. Joe Vigue on April 21, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Let’s see, what do I miss about the ex-speaker of the House, the Wicked Bitch of the West, Nancy Piglosi? Um, just calling her names, I guess.

  4. Wilma McWhirter on April 21, 2011 at 10:55 am

    I do not miss a thing about her. She is arrogrant,and a kiss-
    A.

  5. Melitta on April 21, 2011 at 10:57 am

    She is saying,
    I do not have wrinkles around my eyes, no I do not!

  6. John Luescher on April 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    When someone coined the phrase “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” this is the face that they used as a role.

  7. BevInTN on April 21, 2011 at 11:23 am

    I still agree with Dennis Miller. She looks like a sock-eye salmon.

  8. Papa Layne on April 21, 2011 at 11:31 am

    Not one self serving thing about her! Nothing! Missing her is akin to missing a raging carbuncle!

  9. paul weiss on April 21, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    WHATTT????? No more private military free flights to Calif??

  10. Pastor Dave Philbrick on April 21, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Her mama kept telling her that if she was not careful her face would freeze like that some day. Well Looks like it did!!!!!

  11. Cherie on April 21, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    And she is still bleeding the American Public. In Italy for what except to spend more of the taxpayers money. She is originally from the state of Maryland but I hope she stays in California, can’t take anymore liberal thinking in Maryland.

  12. Earlena Ferrell on April 21, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    DON’T Miss Her…Could Not Stand Her…One Of Many Big Liars in Washington…She Is Such A Fake…all Plastic just Like Her Face.

  13. Lila C. on April 21, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Aw, come on guys — her gavel — her freakin’ 4-foot gavel she needed to protect her from the thousands of TEA partiers ! I miss that damn gavel !

  14. JustJan on April 21, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    I really, really miss her “Jack-in-the-Box” imitation everytime Obama said something she liked. I actually think they had an electric shock installed in the chair. Everything they wanted her to stand up and clap, they zapped her. Ergo…..The Bugged-Eyed look.

  15. karen on April 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    The Tea Party scared poor li’l Pill-osi – “3rd in line” crying at the podium for ALL the world leaders (and terrorists) to see! Priceless!

  16. Frank on April 21, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    I miss having someone who was not an emotional wreck and a cry baby as speaker on the house…..

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