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The Top 10 Jobs Barack Obama Should Consider Instead of Being the President
March 22, 2011
With our president AWOL on most every domestic and worldwide issue (with the exception being Michelle Obama’s war against really tasty food), we’ve come up with some potential jobs for the president to consider. If nothing else, he can file these jobs under the “created” category as he talks about the debacle that is the stimulus.
Furthermore, we will gladly give him all of these ideas because it really is starting to appear as if he does not even want to be president anymore. It is sort of our way of saying, “Here is the door, Mr. President. Do not let it hit you on the way out, sir.”
So in the spirit of wanting to help Mr. Obama reach his fullest potential, here is the list of jobs for the president to do instead of, well, being the president:
10. “Mom Jeans” Model: Yep, this is our mighty president. Be proud, America, be proud.
9. IRS Special Agent in Charge of Healthcare Enforcement: American Citizen! Where are your healthcare papers!?!?
8. Stranded Car Pusher: I’d bet a Slurpee that the car stuck in the ditch is of the Government Motors variety.
7. Boyfriend to United Nations/Foreign Leaders: The term “Escort” or “Gigolo” could easily apply as well.
6. Advocate for All Outdated, Inefficient, and Vastly Too Expensive Technologies: But Green Technology will win the future! Promise!
5. Professional Sports Watcher: What does the American Public need in these troubled times? A strong and firm leader? Nope. Distractions, that’s what!
4. Natural Disaster/International Incident Photography Coordinator: International crises in Japan and Libya? I’m so oblivious that I’ll go to Brazil and play soccer with a bunch of kids instead!
3. A Danseur (Which is a male ballet dancer – I had to Google it): Because he is such a dainty and delicate man, beloved the world over.
2. Kenyan Ambassador to the United States: Did you really think we could put a list like this together without a Birther joke?
1. Co-President of China: No words…No words at all.
What did you think of the list? Any other ideas for us to pass along to him?
Number one job should be reading for “Books on Tape”. About the only thing we all know he is good at is reading from a teleprompter.
You forgot to add “basketball coach.” He seems to know more about basketball than governmental issues.
Isn’t being a Firm Leader what got Clinton in trouble? : )
Organic Food Farmer, Or Beer Connoisseur. Ambassador to Gitmo. Those are just a few I had in mind. Or a Doorman for Fox News.
how about world traveler on tax payers money
or
vacationeer
He would make a great School Crossing Guard, with proper supervision, that is!
As Dr. Venckman said to Janine ins Ghostbusters-” someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries” although my personal leaning would drug research test subject. Essentially, a lab rat.
ambassodor to the Unemployment office, he knows more about unemployment than he does about creating jobs.
Port A Potty Inspector comes to mind. Just sayin XD
The “Worlds Most Wanted Con-Man”
Mascot for the Democratic Party.
Mr. Hillary Clinton. They so deserve each other.
Jock strap tester (otherwise known as “The Crotch Salute”
Dodge ball player–he’s good at “dodging” important issues.
Professional Debater—he can talk for hours and no one has any idea (including himself) what he’s talking about.
Professional Mover—he’s moved a lot of companies out of business. He’s also moved a lot of jobs to Mexico.
Employment expert— if you’re an illegal alien he can get you a GOOD job with NO PROBLEM. If you were born and raised in the U.S. and pay taxes–find your own job if you can.
Obama could be a hotdog vendor at pro-basketball games, of course you’ll have to keep your hands on your wallet while he’s near by.
Too degrading to be published, sorry !!
Rank Amateur
Travel Agent They get to travel all over checking out places.
He already knows many on our dollar. We have trained him well.
someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries” although my personal leaning would drug research test subject. Essentially, a lab rat